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helmikuuta 06, 2016

Torilla tavataan

Minkälainen kuva maailmalla on Suomesta? Pukeudumme paksuihin turkkeihin ja painimme jääkarhujen kanssa? Elämme runsaassa lunnossa, pienessä mökissä? Amerikkalaisen ystäväni mukaan Suomalaisesta naisesta tulee mieleen ''Blondi, warrior-taistelija, kirves kädessä''. Oli mikä oli, on aina pieni voitto kun Suomi mainitaan jossain, esim tv-ohjelmassa. Tämä on siis nyt pieni, ensimmäinen kollaasi jowishatessa asiasta.

United states of Tara: 
-How about you, Kate? Still mooning over Evan the commuter?
-Oh, I can't help it, he's just immune to my charms.
-I'm like, "how?" Maybe he's running guns for the Finnish mafia. Can't get involved.
-Yeah, or maybe he's allergic to desperation.

Desperate Housewives:
-We were just talking about your sculpture..
-That's what i love about art, it produces discussion.
-Would have been nice if you would have discussed it with us first.
-What, you don't like it?
-It's not that we don't like it.. it's just that.. it's an eyesore
-Really? did you hear that Bob? we flew to Finland an paid 24.000 dollars for an eyesore

How I Met Your Mother
-Punchy posted the low points of your life online? Oh, not just that.
-Mosbius Designs has failed ♪ But Alex and Jessica's love reminds us that ♪ Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha ♪ Oh, God! -So now I seem like a total train wreck to all my old high school friends.
-And a bunch of people in Finland.
-The auto-tune thing got kind of big over there.

Transformers:
-Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
-I got a phone.
-Nokias are real nasty.
-You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
-Nokia's from Finland.
-Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.

The Simpsons
-Uh, you're just lucky we picked you up before the FBI got to you.
-Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation.
-Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland.

What lies beneath:
At the restaurant
-And there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his ass off in Finnish.

Lost
-...Father Christmas lives just down the street from here.
-Father Christmas lives in Helsinki?
-Indeed he does. And in case you haven't noticed, baby brother, Finland is the bloody North Pole. Therefore, a very special gift for you this year.
Charlien enkeleissä, enkelit puhuvat ''salakieltä'', eli suomea.
Rillit huurussa sarjassa, Sheldon opettelee suomea.

Elokuvassa P.S. I love you, tytöt vakuuttavat gaybaarin ovilla, että Holly on Suomen prinsessa, joka on tullut poliittisissa merkityksissä Amerikkaan, ja haluaa bailata homoseksuaalien kanssa:)

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