Minkälainen kuva maailmalla on Suomesta? Pukeudumme paksuihin turkkeihin ja painimme jääkarhujen kanssa? Elämme runsaassa lunnossa, pienessä mökissä? Amerikkalaisen ystäväni mukaan Suomalaisesta naisesta tulee mieleen ''Blondi, warrior-taistelija, kirves kädessä''. Oli mikä oli, on aina pieni voitto kun Suomi mainitaan jossain, esim tv-ohjelmassa. Tämä on siis nyt pieni, ensimmäinen kollaasi jowishatessa asiasta.
United states of Tara:
-How about you, Kate? Still mooning over Evan the commuter?
-Oh, I can't help it, he's just immune to my charms.
-I'm like, "how?" Maybe he's running guns for the Finnish mafia. Can't get involved.
-Yeah, or maybe he's allergic to desperation.
Desperate Housewives:
-We were just talking about your sculpture..
-That's what i love about art, it produces discussion.
-Would have been nice if you would have discussed it with us first.
-What, you don't like it?
-It's not that we don't like it.. it's just that.. it's an eyesore
-Really? did you hear that Bob? we flew to Finland an paid 24.000 dollars for an eyesore
How I Met Your Mother
-Punchy posted the low points of your life online? Oh, not just that.
-Mosbius Designs has failed ♪ But Alex and Jessica's love reminds us that ♪ Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha ♪ Oh, God! -So now I seem like a total train wreck to all my old high school friends.
-And a bunch of people in Finland.
-The auto-tune thing got kind of big over there.
Transformers:
-Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
-I got a phone.
-Nokias are real nasty.
-You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
-Nokia's from Finland.
-Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.
The Simpsons
-Uh, you're just lucky we picked you up before the FBI got to you.
-Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation.
-Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland.
What lies beneath:
At the restaurant
-And there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his ass off in Finnish.
Lost
-...Father Christmas lives just down the street from here.
-Father Christmas lives in Helsinki?
-Indeed he does. And in case you haven't noticed, baby brother, Finland is the bloody North Pole. Therefore, a very special gift for you this year.
Charlien enkeleissä, enkelit puhuvat ''salakieltä'', eli suomea.
Rillit huurussa sarjassa, Sheldon opettelee suomea.
Elokuvassa P.S. I love you, tytöt vakuuttavat gaybaarin ovilla, että Holly on Suomen prinsessa, joka on tullut poliittisissa merkityksissä Amerikkaan, ja haluaa bailata homoseksuaalien kanssa:)
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